Outrageous client requests

I was talking to a group of hairdressers last week who were telling me about their clients and how some of them ask for the most outrageous things. Keeping the length but wanting a change is a favourite but one of the most frustrating requests, while clients bringing in photographs of celebrities and asking for the impossible is also popular. One hairdresser showed me a drawing of a pencil man with a bob her client brought in while another had a client who brought in a picture of her poodle! Which got me thinking -- what is the most outrageous request you have had from a client? Drop me a line -- I'd love to know! ruthx